My right arm has been hurting lately, and I know exactly why. I have a laptop computer and I’m too lazy to get a mouse for it. For the few hours each day that I am on the computer, my right hand hovers over my computer…

I don’t really know what my friends think of me. I don’t know if they think I’m cool. I don’t know if they think I’m funny. For all I know they might think of me as a big dumb douchenozzle. The only thing I know is t…