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Unreal Nothing

I work in an industry that allows me to have a relatively easy lifestyle. Unfortunately, my job is over fifty miles away from my home, which means that every morning I’m faced with a lonely, hour-long, and congested com…
Solstice Reintroduction

I work in an industry that allows me to have a relatively easy lifestyle. Unfortunately, my job is over fifty miles away from my home, which means that every morning I’m faced with a lonely, hour-long, and congested com…
Disneyland's One-Doll Quandary

They say that Disneyland is “the happiest place on Earth,” and anyone who has been to Disneyland can attest to this sentiment. All the employees (playfully known as “cast members”) are ridiculously happy, despite the fa…
Starbucks Story Tuesday: Hollywood Blend

I live in a part of town where there is an abundance of television studios and production companies. Henceforth, a lot of the patrons at my Starbucks are people who are “in the biz.” While most of these people are like…
On-Air with Love and Compromise

Despite being a “talentless hack,” there probably isn’t anything wrong with Ryan Seacrest. At the very least, he’s the hardest working person in show business. His credits include: (1) hosting a daily morning drive rad…
Platitude

I’m not sure if Lily Allen and Kate Nash are two different people. They are both female singer/songwriters from the UK. They’re approximately the same age and they both released music at approximately the same time. T…
Love Vs. Compromise

Valentine’s Day is coming up, so it’s very likely that love and relationships will be on many peoples’ minds over the next few days. While driving to work the other day I was listening to On-Air with Ryan Seacrest, and…
20 Oh Eight

The new year is upon us, but I’m not thinking about 2008. Every New Year’s Day I think about 2001.No other year has had a more profound impact on American culture than 2001. In 2001, Apple released the first generation…
THE DEVIL IS AMBIGUOUSLY GAY

I talked to the devil. I really did. Well, I did in a dream anyway. And he wasn’t as terrifying as I imagined he would be. He didn’t have red skin or horns or a pointy beard. He didn’t have the hind legs of a goat. He…