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The Issue With Commitment Issues

Last Thursday I was standing outside of Starbucks with the intent of smoking a cigarette when I realized that I had left my lighter at home. I walked over to a guy named Rodney (who coincidentally looks a lot like Rodne…
One Thing You Can't Begrudge a Kid is His Dumb Shit

I heard that for every bit of useless knowledge that your brain absorbs, you actually lose an equal amount of useful knowledge. Here is a sample of some useless knowledge I’ve managed to accrue during my 29 year tenure…
Postmodern Moo-rality (and the Age of Aquarius)

I had a Filet-O-Fish sandwich from McDonald’s today. It was Combo #14, which was the last Combo on their menu. I suspect that this is because it is the least popular of their sandwiches, though I expect that that will…
DROPPIN' KNOWLEDGE

I heard that for every bit of useless knowledge that your brain absorbs, you actually lose an equal amount of useful knowledge. Here is a sample of some useless knowledge I’ve managed to accrue during my 29 year tenure…