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The Understanding of White People

There is a scene in Spider-Man 3 that pisses me off every time I see it. The scene shows Mary Jane (played by Kirsten Dunst) and Harry (played by that one dude in Pineapple Express) on a date, except they’re not really …
Rage Road

Yesterday on my way to work I experienced an incident involving a phenomenon known as “road rage.” In a nutshell, I changed lanes, another driver felt that I cut him off, he honked at me, I raised my hand up apologetica…
FAQ You IV

One of the things that I used to do on this blog was answer frequently asked questions, mostly ones that I make up. When I looked back in the archives, I couldn't believe that it's been over two years since I last did t…
A Complete History of Social Networking Websites

Socially, there are essentially two groups of people in America, with each group having its own distinct members and characteristics. For now, we’ll call these groups Group A and Group B. In the beginning (2003), the…
Understanding White People, Part 2

(For Understanding White People, Part 1, go here.) I recently took a Facebook quiz entitled “How White Are you?” and I got the result “25%”. Without even considering the sociopolitical ramifications that arise from posi…
Fantasy Football Erotica

I have two television sets. Considering that I’m a single dude who lives alone, this is one more television set than common sense would dictate to be necessary. Normally, this is true, except for Sundays in the fall and…
Three Stories About My New Glasses

Since my job involves sales, one of the perks is that I will occasionally get a free pair of eyeglasses complete with new frames and new prescription lenses. Two weeks ago I was offered a pair of glasses from a vendor t…
I Hope My Daughter is Fat

I watched a sitcom on the television the other night. Although I had never seen this sitcom before, I definitely had seen this sitcom before. It followed the cookie-cutter family sitcom formula of a boneheaded dad, sem…
Decoding Area Codes (Greater Los Angeles Area Edition)

I live in the nation’s capital: Los Angeles, California. There are people who would disagree with this notion, and they should! The nation’s capital is really a place called “Washington, D.C.” I was being sarcastic, …
Blog Sluts and Attention Whores

It is often said within the blogging community that blogging is egotistical. This should be common sense and shouldn’t invoke any polarizing feelings, but this sentiment is sometimes expressed with implicit negativity. …

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