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"Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan" is an anagram for "My ultimate Ayn Rand porn".
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If Ayn Rand inspires you to go into government then you're not really reading Ayn Rand.
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Since when could Pulses be recommended?
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We're still pissed at Chick-fil-A, right?
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"Wanting to see your tax returns is a lot worse than wanting to see your birth certificate." -No one.
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I've read Atlas Shrugged so I guess that makes me just as qualified as Paul Ryan to be Vice-President.
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If you IM me with "a/s/l?", I will totally sleep with you.
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Get me to 40 Twitter followers and I'll post a nude picture of myself. @manilajones
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Hello, friends.
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Btw, Family Guy beats Happy Days, Friends beats Three's Company, and Friends beats Family Guy. Friends is the greatest sitcom EVER.
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About Pulse
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Pulse is a carefree mini-blog where you can quickly say what you're doing, how you're feeling or whatever's on your mind.
And because each entry is so short, you and your friends can send and receive pulses from a mobile phone!

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