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RETINOSCHISIS

Answer these existential questions correctly and we'll be friends:1. You're at a swanky Christmas party attended by local dignitaries and celebrities. While at the bar you get into a conversation with a well known auth…
STORY TIME

I don’t take pictures for two reasons¹: 1. I’m ugly. 2. It’s evidence. I suppose I could understand one’s desire to take pictures. I suppose people take photographs with the intention to physically capture a specific…
PROZAC NATION

I'm sad, depressed, broken, and defeated. There's nothing else to live for.
THE GREAT KATE DEBATE

A few days ago drphil7, myself, and a waitress named Melissa had a rather spirited discussion about Kate Beckinsale’s level of “hotness”. I staunchly defended her as the most gorgeous woman in Hollywood, while drphil7 a…
DROPPIN' KNOWLEDGE

I heard that for every bit of useless knowledge that your brain absorbs, you actually lose an equal amount of useful knowledge. Here is a sample of some useless knowledge I’ve managed to accrue during my 29 year tenure…
DEFINE SELF LOVE

I think it’s safe to say that everyone is on some sort of search to identify themselves. This is ingrained in our heads from the moment we’re born and labeled with a name. We all begin life as either a son or a daughter.…
A REFERRAL

Hey, this is kinda cool. I thought that my post on October 30 about THE NEW BLACKFACE bombed big time since I got ZERO comments on it. But, thanks to the magic of Xanga Footprints, I found out that a bunch of people…
NOVEMBER RAIN

Well I’m Rex V. with a story to tell, and when I rock the crowd I rock the crowd well. And when I get the feeling I feel the feel swell, cuz when I start to rant, I rant my rant well!! It’s November and it’s about time t…
THE COMPLAINT DEPARTMENT

“You don’t write about yourself enough, you post-modern hippy.”This wasn’t the typical “hello” message that pops up on an AIM window, but it was the typical type of asshole message I would have expected from this friend.…