Thursday, 27 May 2010

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  In-N-Out-N-Texas

  In-N-Out Burger is apparently set to open restaurants in Texas.  This has outraged many Double-Double enthusiasts in southern California, who feel that their beloved hamburger franchise is selling out their southern California identity for money.  How a for-profit business can “sell-out” is beyond me.  If In-N-Out  feels that they can be successful in Dallas/Ft. Worth, then it wouldn’t make sense not to expand to Texas.  And, maybe Texas is a better fit for In-N-Out than California.  I mean, hamburgers are made of beef, and lots of beef comes from Texas.  Hamburgers make you fat, and everything is bigger in Texas.  Furthermore, In-N-Out products are wrapped in paper with Bible verses printed on them, which probably makes it more appropriate for the Bible belt that is Texas than the debauchery that is California.   

  ¹And, in two hundred years, we can tell our kids that the ²Founding Fathers created In-N-Out in Dillon, Texas with the ³inspiration of the Lord and that ⁴In-N-Out was a Christian institution founded on Christian values, and ⁵that’s how it always was and always will be, ⁶“Baldwin Park, California” be damned.

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