Why is everyone in the media afraid to say that Sarah Palin is a blithering idiot? This is not a rhetorical question. I want you to answer this question out loud no matter where you are or what you are doing. Why is everyone in the media afraid to say that Sarah Palin is a blithering idiot? I suspect that you are not speaking out loud to yourself right now, and I also suspect that it’s not because you’re embarrassed to do it. The reason you’re not answering the question is because this is apparently an unanswerable question. No one knows the answer to this question!
Please understand that this is not meant to be a discussion about politics. This is meant to be a discussion about idiots. I’m not a political enthusiast, but I’m a conscious human being who can spot an imbecile when I see one. Sarah Palin is ostensibly a moron, and I’m not saying this because I generally don’t vote Republican. There are plenty of Republicans who are not stupid. While I don’t necessarily agree with John McCain’s political outlook, he’s still an intelligent dude who can engage in meaningful political talk with either side of the Congressional aisle. Furthermore, I’m not saying that Sarah Palin is a nincompoop because she’s a woman. I’m not a misogynist. By all accounts, Condoleeza Rice is also a woman, and she’s a Republican who is intelligent, well educated, articulate, well-versed in foreign policy, and can pronounce the names of world leaders. Therefore, Sarah Palin is not a dope because she is a Republican or a woman. Sarah Palin is a blathering buffoon because she claims to cherish the traditional values of marriage yet forces her teenage daughter into a shotgun wedding. Sarah Palin is a dolt because she claims to understand other countries by virtue of the fact that Russia can be seen from an island in the state that she governs. Sarah Palin is a nonsensical dimwit because she claims to read “all” newspapers but is unable to name a single damn one of them. Sarah Palin is a crazy numskull because she believes that Jesus Christ will return to Earth in her lifetime. These are not the words of a bad politician; they’re just the ramblings of a clueless dumbass! I don’t understand why the media dances around her idiocy and refuses to call her out. No one was afraid to call Dan Quayle a dunce when he told a 12-year old kid at a spelling bee that he needed to put an “e” at the end of “potato,” so it baffles me that the media didn’t run her out of town after the debacle that was known as the Vice-Presidential debate. She admittedly refused to answer the questions and instead chose to play to the emotions of middle-class Americans. Like an annoying meme, she repeatedly used irrelevant terms like “Joe Sixpack,” “Hockey Mom,” and “maverick” with the obvious goal of attracting other simpletons into her cult following. She’s all fluff and no content, and the people who support and encourage her are blockheads for not seeing through her lack of substance. She’s just a blithering idiot who panders to other blithering idiots.
In other words, if Sarah Palin had a Xanga it would probably be one of the “Top Blogs.”