Friday, 02 November 2007

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  BITCH NIGGA

  There is no greater country in the world than America, andthis is solely because of the racial diversity of its population.  Growing up in Cerritos, I was surrounded bypeople from all types of ethnicities, religions, and lifestyles.  I grew up with gooks, charlies, dikes,ass-pirates, kikes, sand-niggers, towel-heads, wetbacks, etc.  (Although I didn’t grow up with manyredskins, but that’s mostly because the honkies killed all of them in the1800s.)  I never use derogatory slurslike that in everyday conversation, but I would be lying if I said that I neverlaughed at a racially or socially offensive joke or three.   Sometimes these jokes are quite creative andyou have to laugh at the pure genius of them. But what do I know?  I’m just amonkey without a tail.

  But, there’s a time and place for everything!  Duane “Dog” Chapman, America’s favoritebounty hunter, was caught on audio tape unleashing a verbal tirade to his son,demanding him to break up with his black girlfriend, who he referred to as a “nigger”.  This was in direct violation of rule#17166312 of the Hollywood Handbook for Proper Behavior:  DON’T GET CAUGHT MAKING DEROGATORY SLURS LESTYOU WANT TO RUIN YOUR CAREER.  Haven’t welearned anything from that bitch-nigga Michael Richards?

  It seems that there is a pandemic in America of peoplegetting caught saying things they shouldn’t say, and it’s getting kind offunny.  It makes me wonder which public figurewill fuck up next, and I wonder if anyone is placing bets in Las Vegas.  Here is my N-word pool for 2008:

  -Dick Cheney
  -Britney Spears
  -Lindsay Lohan
  -George Steinbrenner
  -Bill Belichick
  -Matthew McConaughy
  -Avril Lavigne
  -John McCain
  -Kiefer Sutherland
  -Haley Joel Osment

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