Friday, 20 April 2007
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Lovely
By Jocelyn Enriquez
see relatedSPRINGTIME LOVE
Holy shit!! It’s already springtime, and it’s been so many months since I went on my last rant. I think it’s time for another one!
Now, I know that my audience has changed quite a bit since my last rant, and new readers may construe me as a violent person after reading this. But, keep in mind that I am, in general, a very pleasant and friendly person. I graduated with honors from the Handsome Boy Modeling School, bitch!
To American Idol fans: Why the hell do you take the show so damn seriously? Who the fuck cares that Sanjaya Malakar made it to the top 7? If it truly was a singing competition, then it would have been a radio show, but it’s not. It’s a show for the people, and if the people wanted Sanjaya to be in the top 7, then shut the fuck up. You don’t know what a good singer is so stop acting like you’re entitled to hearing a good singer. The world doesn’t owe you anything, so shut the fuck up and enjoy the damn show.
To Rosie O’Donnell: Would you shut the fuck up already? If you’re not making idiotic, racist ching-chong comments, you’re having some moronic discussion about NBC News’ handling of the Blacksburg incident. Your opinion means nothing to everybody. You should forever be banned from unscripted television. I highly enjoyed Donald Trump’s public bashing of you, you ugly bitch. I think I speak for 93% of the country by saying: Shut your damn pie-hole.
To Xanga: I thought featured content was supposed to be good?
To NBC: Why the fuck do we have to wait 2 months for an episode of Heroes?
To Ruby Tuesday: I’ve seen your damn commercials on the television. Your food looks amazingly delicious. I fucking want to eat at your fucking restaurant, but the nearest Ruby Tuesday is somewhere in central California 200 miles away from Los Angeles. What the fucking fuck is up with that?? Why the hell do you even advertise on LA television? Go choke on your Angus burger, Ruby Tuesday. Fuck you.
To my neighbor 3 doors down: You fucking know that your bedroom window faces the common area hallway, so if you’re going to fuck your boyfriend then at least close the damn window. I don’t need to hear you and your sugar daddy fucking like wild animals while I’m carrying my groceries from Trader Joes back to my apartment. “Give it to me”?? I’ll give you what for, you damn ho.
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Comments (25)
HAHAHAHA. :lol:
rosie o'donnell belongs in the zoo with the rest of the elephants.. not on television.
Hi John! Most of the time "featured weblogs" is good, but the one on how to apply make-up..... come on now!! :p
Anyway not every post will be to everyone's liking... just wanted to make sure it was that, opposed to a generally bad selection of featured content on my part!
Thanks,
John
Wait, I want to go read the makeup one....
Your post today made me sigh with relief and feel like the world was getting back to some sort of normal....
--that was my favorite line from the whole post, although i did enjoy the rest very much as well.
i lost count of how many times you used the word "fuck". but hey, it's your rant ^_^
haha! you did a lot of fucking in one day! :goodjob:
YIKES! Scary rant! Someone NEEDS to get laid...kidding.
But, I agree you with the whole Ruby Tuesday's thing, I live in the bay area, and the closest Ruby's is almost 50 miles away, I don't know why the hell they advertise here as well.
Yes, Rosie irks me too.
Rosie grosses me out, and always kinda gave me the creeps. We get commercials for Ruby Tuesday's, and the only time I've been there was somewhere in Georgia. I think. But I agree with everyone else when they say you're not missing out, it IS like TGIFriday's, just a little grosser and a shittier selection. We have Sonic commercials here, which crack me up but we don't have any around here. I liked your rants.